Hello my name is Cassie and I’m a nervous ball of emotion.
[puts hands up] don’t ask me i’m just here for comedic relief and shitty one-liners
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
so this happened
red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns
anyone who associates with odysseusgirls who sleep with sam
this is my FAVORITE one so far
current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
I just bought something.
That something being a dildo.
Hell yes I’m excited.
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
Someone needs to lock Bastille in the studio until they’ve succesfully covered every song in the Western Pop Canon.
Thought you guys might appreciate some hot guys in kilts. I don’t own any of these images.
I need this in my wardrobe