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schoolofstitchcraft:

Rosie finally opens her mouth and it’s fucking flawless.

So I went through a bunch of old photos earlier.

Ive seen my parents wedding photos a thousand times and theyre gorgeous. Yeah they got divorced like 12 years ago but they’re still best friends. So I now have one of the photos in my room with some other older photos.

Ive only ever been able to find one photo of my dad’s parents when they were young. Im not sure if a bunch of destroyed when my basement flooded or there arnt a lot in general or I maybe just havent been looking in the right places. But this is the only one I’ve EVER seen so I don’t know. Regardless, my grandparents were beautiful. My Grandma radiates beauty in this photo.

Then I found the photos of my dad and his first wife. I’ve never seen these photos before and it just made me so angry because she cheated on him and got pregnant and he helped raise the kid for almost a year until they got divorced. So here are all these photos of her and them and this kid and it just made me so upset because he was clearly so good to her and she hurt him and you just don’t hurt my dad. You don’t hurt my family. She’s now married to the father of that child so good for her at least. I dunno, just after never having seen these before it was a rush of emotions.

n-a-blue-box:

hobosoldier:

chujo-hime:

So the fancy expensive Party City Captain America birthday set comes with a big Red Star Pinata:

and I am dying laughing right now

OH MY WORD

n-a-blue-box:

hobosoldier:

chujo-hime:

So the fancy expensive Party City Captain America birthday set comes with a big Red Star Pinata:

and I am dying laughing right now

OH MY WORD

assassins-and-rookies:

Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!

det-ryanthehufflepuff:

Can i have a movie thats just Hawkeye and Falcon going “Caw Caw motherfucker” at people, and Black Widow being all “guys, no”

jklawls:

chumplings:

jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

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endin the day with your eye liner like 

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I become Sebastian Stan I see no problem with this.

friend I have news for you because the first one is sebastian stan too 

starlorde:

starlorde:

au where bucky/the winter soldier is stitch and steve is lilo

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smashedxbunny:

Lol

smashedxbunny:

Lol

thecompanionsdoctor:

dizzyondreams:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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some more gems:

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this post just gets better and better

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vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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